Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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