Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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