I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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