I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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