check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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