come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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