her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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