I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sext me about skeletons
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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