woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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