Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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