Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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