before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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