I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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