I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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