I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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