the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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