yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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