Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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