when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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