Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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