Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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