So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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