i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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