What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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