So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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