did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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