we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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