my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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