I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
And then he peed in my hair
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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