Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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