Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
either way he was missing a nipple.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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