you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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