thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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