I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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