Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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