ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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