this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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