Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She's JV to your varsity
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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