Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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