Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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