May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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