so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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