It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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