i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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