Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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