Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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