well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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