the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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