I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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