Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am mentally ready for anal.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
