Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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