If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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