So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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