It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
