I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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